stree script 59

59.

BITTU

He actually peed only on one word

deliberately and wiped if off with

all the beer-piss. Just one word -

Kal.

CONSTABLE

(puts it together)

So it then read - O Stree.. Aana???

BITTU

You are correct, Sir.

Constable holds up his finger for Bittu to pause and shouts

across to his colleagues.

CUT TO:

All the cops in the station are now staring at these two. And

they can’t contain their laughs.

CONSTABLE

(elaborates)

..so it read - ‘O stree.. piss piss

piss.. Aaana!’

They all laugh.

HEAD CONSTABLE

What death wish do you have? Why

the hell did you screw with the

writing?!!

CONSTABLE

He basically invited her into the

house.. Rose water daal ke.

(corrects)

Matlab, pee water daal ke.

VICKY

(shakes his head)

I can’t believe that everyone

believes in this cock and bull

legend!

(turns to Bittu)

Then what about Jana?? He wasn’t

even in the house.

BITTU

(beat)

Mistaken identity. I think she was

looking for you!

Vicky raps him on his head --

VICKY

Sometimes I wonder how are you even

my friend!?