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56.

And a moment later, they’re gone.

Beat.

Along the path, further down -- Jana’s clothes lie, including

his undies.

INTERVAL

EXT. TOWN ROADS - DAY

A rickshaw fitted with loudspeakers makes its rounds.

ANNOUNCER

All the townsfolk are hereby

warned. Men are not safe on the

streets after dark. They are

advised to stay indoors at night

and not venture outside. We repeat,

men are not safe at nights.

(adds)

Stree is on the prowl!

Inside the rickshaw are the Announcer and Rudra.

ANNOUNCER

Here are some of the rules by the

resident expert on Stree.

He hands over the mic noisily. Rudra proudly takes the mic --

clears his throat into the mic itself -- taps on it -- does

a mic check and everything. Then, he reads out of a paper

that is titled ‘Rules of Stree.’

RUDRA

To be safe from Stree, please

follow the following rules.

Otherwise she will take you away

and suck you bloody dry and shit--

Announcer asks him to go easy --

ANNOUNCER

Please don’t get emotional. This is

for family audience.

RUDRA

(nods and continues)

Rule number 1. Write on the walls -

O Stree, Kal Aana. Don’t get cute

with variations. Stick to exactly

that. Don’t be stingy, pay the

watchmen to write with their

special mixture.

2. If you have to go out in the

nights, go in groups, or go with a

female escort.. and avoid

crossroads.

3. The most important rule!