PK 143

I/E. SPACE/SPACESHIP - DAY

PK

Bhailog, ab ek ghanta maa hum

earthwa pe landing marne wala hai.

Hum jaun sikhaya hoon uu bhoolna

nahi. Siraf chaar point hai; bhan -

earthwa pe nanga ghoomna mana hai,

ee kissing wussing sab nanga -

punga wala kaam, ee log chup chupa

ke, band darwaze ke peeche karta

hai. Baaki ladayi jhagda, maar peet

waar ee sab open maa allowed hai.

Dui ehaan sabse bada confujaan hai

bhaasa. Agar aap bazaar ma sun lo

ki i love chicken, i love fish..

Toh ekka matbal eh naahi ki logon

ka jaanwaran se pyaar hai, ekka

matbal hua ki aaj lunch ma uh murga

ya fish khaane wala hai. Eh jo

bolta hai aur sochta hai imma farak

kaahe hai, eh par hum research

karenga. Teen - Utaarte hi hum log

dancing car se kapda churayega. Aap

sab apna apna remotewa, dal dena

apne underwear ma. Ek dum deep ma

dalna taake kauno chura na le

sasura haan.. Aur chaar, sabse

important baat - kauno mile jo bole

ki uh bhagwaan se tumhra contact

karva sakta hai, toh bhaad mein

gaya research.. U-Turn maarna aur

full speed ma bhaagna...

The spaceship lands.

Ranbir emerges from with the smoke. He too has a manka around

his neck. He looks around the place with curiosity.

PK (CONT’D)

Chal bhai log.. Are dara nahi..

chala chala.

PK emerges from the smoke as well.

PK (CONT’D)

Aisa tukkur tukkur ka dekhat ho?

RANBIR

Humra ek tho sawaal hai..

PK

Ka?

RANBIR

Tohaar last tame ihaan kittat baar

dhulai hua tha ?

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